You have all the links to your posts

I bet you have them on a spreadsheet or homemade database and classified by topic, victims, season, keywords…

Medium search is laughable

But I can give you some background:

2017–2018

I believe it was between thanksgiving and Christmas and your sister and niece were visiting and they ransacked your fridge and ate your chicken.

Sure, you can always edit that story

Or delete it, like it never happened

But I’ll be here to remind you that chicken is not veggie

BLT sandwich neither (just in case…)